in which phil has delusions of family life
And then May has to awkwardly admit that she’s fucking their “son”
I played with a baby wallaroo this morning
ONLY IN ‘STRAYA MATES !
So, you could afford glasses, but not a shirt?
Well I can’t see without them so yeah I sort of have to wear glasses to function.
If I choose not to wear a shirt it’s because I feel like not wearing a shirt, not because I cannot afford it.
How about you reblog the thousands upon thousands of pornographic material with topless woman in it and ask them if they can afford clothes.
Oh wait, that wouldn’t be a problem would it, because a woman can only be topless if it’s in a sexual scenario.
Ooooooo shiiiiiit that reply tho
Awesome burn but can I just say that it wasn’t until I got to the comments that I realised she was topless.
Was way too distracted by the adorable Wallaroo!
THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE EVER WANTED
EVEN USING FUCKING SIGN LANGUAGGEEEGEEEEEEEEEE OMGGGGGG
I’m just gonna quietly headcanon Gordon and Chell as deaf and lip-reading
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
-Worry about posting too much/not enough, or that my posts make me seem less interesting.